Joke: How to make Lebanese HAPPY..

Walid Joumblat, Samir Geagea & Saad Hariri are flying on MEA.

Over Beirut, Hariri turns to Joumblat and says, chuckling,"You know, I could throw a 10.000$ bill right now and make someone very happy."

Joumblat shrugs and reply, "Well, I could throw ten of 1000$ out the window and make ten people happy."

Feeling that he was not considered, and still being intelligent after 11 years in prison, Geagea says: "Hell, I could throw a hundred 100$ bills and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot overhearing this, says to his co-pilot:*"Such arrogant asses back there.* *Hey, tell them I could throw them out the window, and make over 3 millions of people very very happy."